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 Posted: Aug 15th, 2009 at 03:41 pm
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I guess I have nothing else to do. So here are two stories of when I was given wedgies 
My first story was from three years ago, when I was 14, my latest wedgie to date. Me and my friend were playing mario kart and, as usual, I won. My friend was getting bored and began hitting me for winning so much. He was pokng my shoulder and I started laughing so I fell off my seat. He just starting hitting my stomach and started to aim for my crotch, so i turned onto my stomach to protect myself. He was poking my back but I wasn't phased, so I guess he got bored of poking and grabbed my underwear (for anyone interested, I think I was wearing orange briefs at the time), and, yes, you guessed it, gave me a wedgie. I started grunting in pain, which egged him on, so he pulled harder and forced my feet through the leg-holes. It didn't take long to get free and we just went back to playing mario kart
Second is one of the strangest wedgie experiences I ever... uh... experienced. I used to walk home alone, but there was this guy, the same age as me, who was determined to be my friend, so he would sometimes catch up with me and I'd walk with him, despite me not liking him much. He was an odd person, and he was telling me he could see what type of underwear people were wearing. He guessed I was wearing white boxers, which was wrong, 'cos I was wearing... urm... never mind... fine, I was wearing lilac briefs, okay? He said this 'power' to see people's underwear made him good at giving wedgies, 'cos "he knew exactly where to aim." He started to explain how when he gavve wedgies the victim always thought it was painful, and I said "I know." which kinda proved I'd been given wedgies, strangely making me seem the bigger loser in the conversation. He continued to guess what colour underwear I was wearing, and then, completely out of the blue (or lilac, in this case) gave me a wedgie which lifted me off my feet. Nothing had ever felt worse than that fabric riding up my crack. He immediately yelled "Winter blue?! *gasp* tighty whiteys?!!" and let me down, but gave a few tugs before letting go of my undies, leaving them in a bunch clinging to my shirt. Watching him snigger as I picked it was possibly the most embarrassing experience of my life, bar when he hoiked up my undies, and it's burnt into my memory...
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Posted: Aug 15th, 2009 at 04:29 pm
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Well I'm really glad you decided to join and though this place may seem odd everyone is really awesome but yeah amazing stories
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Nobody hates me I'm too lovable I'm like a teddy bear that bites sometimes
Thank you soo much eric for the sig
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Posted: Aug 15th, 2009 at 06:54 pm
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yeah, i guess. are you from DA or something? you're talking like you know me.
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Posted: Aug 15th, 2009 at 07:18 pm
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Reality has no proof.
There will be an answer, Let it be.
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Posted: Aug 15th, 2009 at 07:22 pm
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okay. but it's like they know exactly what we were talking about on DA
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Posted: Aug 15th, 2009 at 07:58 pm
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Nah I just saw your other post as well and you seemed hesitant about posting and joining so yeah.
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Nobody hates me I'm too lovable I'm like a teddy bear that bites sometimes
Thank you soo much eric for the sig
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Posted: Aug 15th, 2009 at 08:05 pm
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Posted: Aug 16th, 2009 at 12:04 am
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Yeah don't worry everyone's pretty accepting here. You certainly had some memorable experiences.
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Thanks to David for the sig.
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Posted: Aug 16th, 2009 at 12:12 am
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Welcome to Wedgie Haven. We do our best to provide a welcoming community here.
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Posted: Aug 16th, 2009 at 01:52 pm
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Posted: Aug 16th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
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Hey Ominousyawn, Talesoffireemblem here again haha AND I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD ORANGE BRIEFS! IS THAT WHAT INSPIRED IKE'S WEDGIE?!?! AWESOME ANYWAYS! haha
hey btw the first story was awesome and the second was pretty cool too, other than I have never heard of lilac briefs...haha but cool anyways haha
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Posted: Aug 17th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
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haha no. i don't wear briefs anymore, for one. two, i drew that pic waaaay after i had them. that said, i think the briefs are in my closet somewhere.
well they were sort of light blue but i only ever saw them in certain lights, like in the morning and at night. and i see different colours in different lights, so i just always called it lilac. i didn't even know what the colour lilac looked like when I was 13. either way, they came in the same pack as the orange ones, so call it what you like. it was just a pack of unusual coloured briefs :/
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Posted: Aug 17th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
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Welcome to wedgie haven.
Ps y didn't I get this type of welcome Lol
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Posted: Aug 17th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
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Nobody hates me I'm too lovable I'm like a teddy bear that bites sometimes
Thank you soo much eric for the sig
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Posted: Aug 17th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
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night stalker go to the members lounge and the thread that says introduce yourself
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